Failure 500+

April 20, 2024 | by Marc Cebrian

 

After Abib 1, on April 8, 2024, failed to manifest the Kingdom of God, David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God had to face the harsh reality that he does not know the Bible as well as he claims he does. This should be no surprise to the brethren who are used to continual disappointment and redirection.

After confessing in “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 506)” on April 9, 2024, that he knew Abib 1 was a pipe dream and held that information back, reviewing Parts 504 and 505 on the Sabbath before it exposes his quality of character as a man and presumptive Elijah to come.

Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 05:36 Now, how did I know that Abib 1 was wrong?

@ 05:55 It wasn't the first time I had trouble. I wanna hold up a list of about 43 points I had developed…I had a lot of problems with Abib 1. This list was produced…nine days ago.

The expert after-the-fact turns being wrong into being right. Mangling the Bible, David C. Pack makes the Scriptures say what he wants when he wants. He can teach something for over six hours while he is deeply troubled and believe God is guiding him.

David C. Pack tells you everything you need to hear to know if he teaches the truth.


Parts 504 and 505 assaulted the Sabbath for the brethren of The Restored Church of God. The sermon and Bible study were three hours and eighteen minutes. Boy, some day of rest that was.

While the brethren in the field may envy those at Headquarters, it is an exhausting experience. Trying to make Date Night plans with your wife or having a small card game get-together on a Saturday night can be frustrating. All personal plans are subject to unexpected cancellation thanks to the selfish arrogance of David C. Pack, who has to preach whatever nonsense he is obsessed with.

Part 504 – April 6, 2024
@ 00:04 Good afternoon, everyone. We are still learning at a precipitous pace. We’re gonna have a lot of fun today.

Wow, David C. Pack has officially reached Imbecile Status. Not only does he possess the most astonishing piss-poor reading comprehension skills, he also misuses words. He is like Vizzini but without being entertaining or funny.

Dave is in desperate need for a dictionary. He still thinks “dismal” means opaque, dark, and hard to see when it really means depressing, dreary, gloomy, and disgraceful.

By describing the Series as “precipitous,” he is accidentally correct.

precipitous
dangerously high or steep; (of a change to a worse situation or condition) sudden and dramatic; (of an action) done suddenly and without careful consideration

“The Greatest Untold Story!” is dangerously steep and done without careful consideration. David C. Pack unintentionally spoke the truth.

@ 00:49 And that will be totally different, and in order to cover it, we will have a short Bible Study. So, you can be planning for that.

Planning for that…when? During Services? Oh, the sea of suppressed rolling eyes in the Main Hall. The ladies had to pretend to not be irritated with the rushed kitchen duties ahead. So much for going to the movies after sunset.

@ 03:53 Now, it was only a few weeks ago that I introduced to you the the term the dismal swamp that certain theologians have used to describe the Seventy Weeks Prophecy.

Stop.

This is the first time he gave others credit for coming up with that term. Maybe he looked it up and now needs to blame somebody for what it really means to save face. But by doing so, he also reveals he stole it from someone else and passed it off as his own idea. They call that plagiarism, Dave. Plagiarism is a trait of thieves and liars.

Despite Dave’s deeply troubled feelings, the list of 43 doubts, and an extracted conclusion, see if you can spot his concerns in Parts 504 and 505.

@ 07:48 If God put in His word where it would be, then it removes all doubt that the Seventy Weeks began from Abib 1. So, the 69th Week would’ve had to end at Abib 1, too. Would it not? That’s an extraordinary thing to understand.

@ 09:31 So, you can pretty much guess that Jesus Christ was anointed on Abib 1. You can pretty much guess it.

@ 09:48 The question would be when would God pick up the 70th week? Well, whatever year He would do it, you can be sure that He was gonna do it on Abib 1. Two days away.

@ 57:47 I can hold up these two two lists here. Here’s the 2024 proofs right here. And this is the Abib 1 proofs. You really don’t need them anymore. We’ve actually added a powerful Abib 1 proof and we’ve added a powerful 2024 proof, as well.

No matter how high he held up those lists, he did not reveal the one that truly mattered. The list of 43 items that he KNEW while he said those words that Abib 1 would not happen. Was David C. Pack mistaken or was he a liar?

@ 58:09 Christ died starting Abib 15. Where’s that leave us? ‘Cause the Abib 1 proofs go on and on and on forever.

@ 58:52 But I could never be shaken away from Abib 1. I told you that, and I'm still there.

Never shaken away until Part 506. Oh, excuse me, that is not accurate. Never shaken away until the unsigned CAD email the very next day. A mistake or a lie?

Knowing what he already knew, David C. Pack could not hide a nervous chuckle in his next statement.

@ 59:04 …could you be shaken away from Abib 1 this year? [chuckles] I know we know it’s Abib 1. Now, we’ve we can like I said, we can pile on Ezra and Nehemiah both and know that the the Seventy Weeks were from Abib 1. So, you got a lotta Abib 1 stuff.

David C. Pack throws prophetic ideas out to see which creates reality. The waste basket on the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium is running over with stupid ideas.


During the hurried meal, Dave had time to further contemplate if he should be completely honest with the brethren. Instead, he opted to keep that his little secret.

Part 505 – April 6, 2024
@ 00:07 Gotten some emails coming in. People are electrified. I am, too, and I’ve known this for a few days now.

That is not all he knew for a few days now.

@ 00:49 What date is the Day of the Lord? Is it simply Abib 1? WE gotta figure it out. Because everything has to be one week. Seven years starting from, presumably, WE would all say, from Abib 1.

Unexplainably, David C. Pack is determined to preach a corrupted Passover, claiming it is on Abib 15, not Abib 14, as the Bible instructs. This was part of his plan to remove Abib 1 as the date or the arrival of the Kingdom of God and refocus on Passover like he does every year.

Albeit with far more stammering and stuttering than in years past.

@ 04:29 Okay, for a long time, often muh-more muh-maybe a couple times couple years, WE believed that this would happen on Passover.

@ 04:54 I would say the last six months, we’ve learned more than than the than the eight years before that. So, we were nowhere near ready tuh to to that the Mystery of God was over, and everything was plain back when WE were bouncing around between three and four kingdoms.

Repetitively teaching and un-teaching un-plain biblical nonsense is not actual learning.

@ 08:19 He [Jesus Christ] clearly says the Passover. Well, that’s Abib 15.

@ 08:40 Christ is not authorized by Law to move the Passover to Abib 1.

Then, why does David C. Pack believe he is authorized by Law to move the Passover to Abib 15? He cannot just be an ignorant idiot surrounded by spineless hirelings who are too afraid of losing their jobs to point out the Passover is Abib 14, as is posted in Member Services and email reminders from CAD.

@ 14:41 This inarguably depicts the wicked killed at the full moon of Abib 15, the chag. So, we’re starting to lock down the 15th, and, believe me, I’m not gonna sneak up on you and change Abib 1. That’s locked.

Wow. That really does have renewed context. David C. Pack absolutely did sneak up on the brethren and changed Abib 1 and unlocked it. Was he mistaken or was he lying?

@ 38:18 My name is not David Abib 1, it’s David Passover, which is kind of interesting. I’ve thought about that many, many time. You’ve heard me cite it.

Oy vey. Dave cannot shut up about it.

@ 39:18 So, let's face it. We’re looking at Abib 1 to start and Abib 15 to end. And I was never looking for that.


Dave likes to have things both ways. He likes to declare what the Bible says that points to right now, but then also leaves himself wiggle room for when things fall apart. He can shrug and say he is just teaching what the Bible says.

No, he teaches what he thinks the Bible says, which has less value than unturned compost.

But, other times, he is prophesying and he cannot tell which he is doing.

@ 1:13:51 Now, look, I understand also that it says when the Kingdom comes, I am said to prophesy again. I I there I haven't been able to figure out when I did it the first time.

 
 

@ 1:14:29 I am not claiming 2024. I'm telling you, it's 2,000 years from 31 to 2031. I'm telling you absolutely before God, I still believe, as sure as I believe the Sabbath, holy days, tithing, clean and unclean meats, or the Gospel’s the Kingdom of God, that Abib 1 is the day God is gonna use. No one should be able to dynamite that out of you.

David C. Pack dynamited it out of them three days later during Part 506 when he shifted to a Passover fulfillment. There are two choices for current members: he was mistaken, or he lied. Both have implications.

@ 1:15:37 My enemies will say, “He prophesied this date.” I did not. I taught you that as surely as I taught you, I teach you to keep the Sabbath.

David C. Pack has perceived enemies but is his own worst enemy. That is the man who embarrasses him the most. That enemy exposes who and what he is to anyone willing to pay attention. David C. Pack reduces to ashes the teachings of David C. Pack.

@ 1:16:19 …and we all live by faith now. Now I I I don't know is there. I do read there’s some kind of a delay. I don’t know how to explain that delay.

Living by faith regardless of how often Dave changes his tune is one of the manipulation tactics RCG uses to keep brethren in their seats. Dave also exposed his ripcord for an April 8 failure, but only keen and alert members would have picked up on that.

@ 1:16:42 I I I don’t know how you could get past Abib 1.

Yes, he did. Part 506 spelled it out for 93 minutes when he explained his 43-item list. Do not miss that analysis. The entire message refutes many of his recent teachings, not just Abib 1.

David C. Pack exposes his own confusing contradiction in 3…2…1…

@ 1:17:28 Godspeed, whatever minute this is or hour in the upcoming days and the Series is officially over. You know by now there’s no time for more and there’s certainly no more kingdoms to add to the One Week, the Seven Years. That’s the only thing we’ve all been waiting for but just never knew it. Good night.

Stop.

Three minutes ago, he emphasized that he was not claiming 2024, yet it was happening in the upcoming days. Which is it, Dave? What comes out of his mouth must be determined by which spirit controls it at any given moment. Legion is of many, indeed.


@ 1:17:28 Godspeed, whatever minute this is or hour in the upcoming days and the Series is officially over.

Yeah, not so much. Since the Series was declared officially over again, David C. Pack has been busy obfuscating his failures, recycling old ideas, dreaming up new confused doctrines to spew, and spinning the RCG hamster wheel even faster.

Part 506, given on April 9, 2024, was 1:38:29.
Part 507, given on April 16, 2024, was 1:22:05.
Part 508, given on April 18, 2024, was 1:32:09.
Part 509, given on April 20, 2024, was 1:28:33.

The Series will never officially be over because David C. Pack cannot and will not ever be correct about the timing and sequence of the return of Jesus Christ. The only way “The Greatest Untold Story!” can end is by an “act of God,” which David C. Pack would not like.

Abib 1 on April 8 failed. Was David C. Pack simply mistaken in his understanding of the Bible, or did he willfully lie to the brethren of The Restored Church of God?

Part 506 – April 9, 2024
@ 1:37:43 I used to say, if I knew, I'd tell you when the when the Kingdom comes. And I'd say, “Well, I don't.” Or “Now I do,” see? Now I do. I've always been uncomfortable knowing a date in advance. Always, always. Unless it involved absolute biblical proof beyond all doubt. And I'm still gonna give you a bombshell proof in four days. Fascinating. Unbelievable. But if it proves it beyond all doubt, then you have to live with it. So it's about thirteen days to Unleavened Bread and the Passover.

Once Passover and the Days of Unleavened Bread move into the history books with unremarkable occurrences, we can add that to the growing list of David C. Pack’s failures that will grow beyond the 500s.

The brethren trapped in The Restored Church of God can look forward to Part 600, which will finally make everything pop clear with impossible-to-argue proofs emphasizing the simplicity in Christ because the Goodman of the House was faithful to keep his charge by rushing to call things out that nobody ever understood before.

Or they can leave now to spare themselves the torture of living through failure five hundred plus.


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