Lunar-Tics

November 15, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian

The Restored Church of God observes New Moons
 

The documented downward trajectory of David C. Pack’s mental state has been consistent, but to what lengths he will go into biblical lunacy is sometimes unpredictable. During “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 479)” on November 11, 2023, a tectonic shift in the Church of God landscape occurred.

The Restored Church of God
now observes new moons.

  I did not see that one coming. The Pastor General of The Restored Church of God has become almost downright boring with his "This date, no…that date. No, this date…no, it really is this next date" shtick and desperately needed updated material.

  With seemingly no more titles belonging to Jesus Christ for him to commandeer at the moment, he looked at the calendar and wondered how he could make all things new. Lo and behold, the new moon was staring him in the face all this time, and it never occurred to him how he could exploit it.

  This monumental doctrinal change for The Restored Church of God breaks unprecedented ground, and that is pretty hard to do.

  David C. Pack officially became a false prophet on August 30, 2013, when the Kingdom of God did not come, and Jesus Christ did not reunite the Worldwide Church of God Splinters on Elul 24.

  David C. Pack officially became a lying blasphemer on December 26, 2015, when he declared he was That Prophet of Deuteronomy 18:18 and Acts 3:22 and 7:37 instead of Jesus Christ.

  David C. Pack officially became an advocate of antichrist theology when he took upon himself the title of The Branch on September 2, 2023, and then also denied Jesus Christ is a man.

  David C. Pack officially became irrelevant on November 11, 2023, when he informed RCG brethren that God always intended to inspire His end-time servant, leading His true church essential knowledge before the return of Jesus Christ, and this was an incredible gift of understanding God's Plan.

  Since "truth can only enter the church from an apostle," this implication comes with a drum roll and the blowing of trumpets.

David C. Pack has revealed
the true apostle of God is actually
Wade Cox.

Wade Cox and his organization have been observing new moons for years. 

God’s True Church must be
Christian Churches of God,
not The Restored Church of God.


Dave accidentally handed Wade Cox of CCG a golden crown of absolute legitimacy. Suppose the brethren of The Restored Church of God want to know more details about the proper hows and whys of observing new moons. In that case, they should consult seasoned biblical professionals and not a Davey-Come-Lately crew decades tardy to the chodesh party.

  CCG.org has a vast array of resource materials regarding new moons available TODAY. Brethren do not have to wait for Sweaty Smiley Ed Winkfield to start gathering material to distribute to the church because all that work has already been done. A long time ago.

RCG brethren are encouraged to follow this link to learn more:
http://www.ccg.org/Calendar/Gods_Calendar.htm

  Hopefully, CCG lawyers keep a close eye on their new moon materials to see just how similar future RCG content "accidentally" is to theirs.

  Why should God-fearing called-out ones delay learning about this exciting information from an organization that just discovered it when Wade Cox and his helpful acolytes have been doing this for years?

  They can surely answer all your questions RIGHT NOW. Send them an email: secretary@ccg.org. Trust me, they will totally get back to you lickety-split.

  That super duper micro-flock has been keeping the lamps burning when everyone around them thought they were kooks. This means Dave owes Wade a consolatory apology phone call. As it turns out, that obscure organization has been the real tip of the spear regarding doctrinal purity and time-keeping precision. And David C. Pack was the one who actually revealed that to the world.

  How serious is CCG about new moons? Totally. They even have a new moon time calculator, so you will never be left to wonder when the moon is entirely invisible to the human eye.

I encourage all Restored Church of God brethren:
Leave RCC and join CCG without delay.

  If new moons are a sign of God's True Church and who and where He is working, then the answer is clear: CCG.org.

  Remember, a counterfeit imitates the original. CCG is the original new moon-keeping Church of God. RCG is the copycat. Wade Cox is the OG teacher of new moon observance. David C. Pack is the imitator.


Part 479 – November 11, 2023
@ 00:47 The Plan of God Series continues.

@ 01:04 It begins a big, big story that I will start today. A huge story that we've not understood, and it's in some ways the most astonishing part of the whole Series that you know nothing of.

  But Wade Cox and the members of CCG have been most astonished and have known of it for a very long time.

  If Restored Church of God members are enthused and serious about properly observing new moons, they must join the organization God revealed it to FIRST: Christian Churches of God.

  Once David C. Pack starts preaching about the Hillel calendar, everyone will know who God really chose to lead the charge to usher in salvation-necessary practices just before Christ’s return.

  Dear brethren of The Restored Church of God…There is only one clear choice now: Wade Cox of CCG.

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