A Craptacular Addendum
August 4, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian
The sun has set in Jerusalem as of 12:30 P.M. Eastern time which means I have thus far survived David C. Pack’s Av 7 preamble to the “not-really-a-50-day-count to Trumpets” epic craptacular.
I wonder if Dave went to bed feeling “uncomfortable” again last night. Oh, wait, yes he did. Part 387 is being delivered TODAY. (Edit: This was postponed.)
Boy oh boy. And here I thought “Tammuz” was going to be the biggest display at the Lima, Ohio, “David C. Pack Craptacular Hall of Failure.” Dave is the busy beaver making sure that “Av” greets people as they walk in the door.
I listened to Parts 385 and 386 and have to admit, I'm still unclear as to the "Elijahn period" and how that is counted since I thought Dave went searching for a missing "4 days" that would make his 50-day math work. But Daniel 12 does say, “…none of the wicked shall understand.”
No one needs to fully understand Dave. Just smile and nod your head, “Clear and powerful, sir,” if he ever asks you in the hallway.
The last article was ridiculously long. If you reached the end, then bless your heart. Dave rambled for 103 minutes and it was so “nonsense rich” that there is more to report on.
I have a few more notable quotes from “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 386)” delivered this past Tuesday.
@ 1:42:52 I’m committed absolutely to this year. Or we’ve had an enormous coincidence. I figured this out right on Av 5. I just lucked out. Man, I just I won the lottery without buying a ticket. I figured this out right on time. What do you know? What a coincidence. You believe that? I can’t believe that. So, truly this time, time alone, the schedule, and dates, and your church calendar alone tell you this is the end of the series.
coincidence
a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection
Dave imagines a connection to dates in the Bible. He uses all his Precise Speculation skills to build a case of smoke and mirrors that "prove" his Nothing-burger. He throws his thought menagerie hastily at the membership, then gives them two options: 1) either; 2) or.
Either God is behind it all. Or it is simply a coincidence.
The invisible third option is that Dave is making it all up. It is not of God. It is not even a real event, so coincidence cannot apply here.
One of his “metrics” for this week was found in the book of Amos.
Amos 3:7
Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.@ 1:39:35 It’s possible that revealing it to me now is God sort of saying, “You get this after all these years. You get this now. You get it and you told everybody.” I’m revealing it to you and maybe I’m supposed to realize it’s the beginning of being this prophet. I’m not sure, but it does say, “Who can but prophesy?” So, it’s been revealed to me and He does reveal it to prophets. Whether I am or I’m not now, “Who can but prophesy?” would suggest it’s close.
But you do not “get it,” Dave. I am certain I will be able to quote this in another article. Prepare to be tweaked in the future.
I never understood why he cannot read that verse and see that all we need to know to prepare for the Kingdom of God is right there in the scriptures. God revealed His plan ALREADY to everyone inside the pages of the Bible. That verse does not apply to a future-tense fulfillment for David “Passover” Pack.
Talk about over-reading. Sheesh.
One of the “epic” points to the message was found in Daniel 12:4, “…knowledge shall be increased.” Would you like to know what that really means? Ready?
More people hear will hear this knowledge when it all happens! More people = increase.
Boy, that was certainly worth waiting 77 minutes to hear. Dave could have saved a lot of time by just opening a dictionary.
increase
become or make greater in size, amount, intensity, or degree
Dave read Isaiah 41:2, “Who raised up the righteous from the east…” and repeats that is him functioning as Elijah.
Does Isaiah 41 mention Elijah by name? No.
How does Dave conclude that “the righteous from the east” is Elijah? Because he says so.
How does Dave know he is that Elijah? Because he says so.
This is what Dave does. This is how The Restored Church of God operates.
This is a true, factual statement: "Nowhere in the Bible does God command anyone to count 50 days before The Feast of Trumpets." Dave spotted something in the Bible but did not realize it was just a fly that landed on the page.
This is a true, factual statement: “David C. Pack never found 4 days in the scriptures.” He had to round up from “time, times, and an half” by taking cotton balls and duct tape to pad the triangle so it would fit nicely inside the circle.
Both of those are pure imagination.
Brad, Ed, Jaco, Ryan, Ken, Tim, Carl, Jim, Andy, Salasi, Frank: You did not create the monster, but you play a role in feeding it kidnapped virgins. The monster only has power because you LET it. Maybe you can sleep at night because you wash the blood off your conscience as Pilate did.
Your continual enabling is not helping God’s people.
Every single one of you knows there is no “50-day count to Trumpets” and he never found “4 days” to even make the math work.
Please explain how that is "inspired preaching" and NOT lying.
Please explain how that is "God revealing to His servant" and NOT lying.
Please explain how that is "Bible truth" and NOT lying.
Write me. Call me. I want to know from any one of you. Help me to understand.
The Av 7 deadline has passed. Part 387 is already planned.
Will you all continue “to agree with Mr. Pack” when he declares whatever else the next thing that “God led him to see?”
