Right And Wrong
April 8, 2023 | by Marc Cebrian
It was not a cheerful Sabbath morning for David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God. As the sun sets in Jerusalem on April 8, 2023, prophetic failure creeps across the planet’s horizon as it steadily closes in on Wadsworth, Ohio.
Sunset in Jerusalem was at 12:03 PM ET. Sunset in Wadsworth is at 7:59 PM ET.
Jesus Christ did not materialize last night before 11:19 PM ET to raise Elijah That Prophet to speak to the world at sunrise for one whole day heralding the Gospel of the Kingdom to Israel.
That is such a shame since Dave had his 3x5 card introduction practically memorized.
While in the midst of the Days of Unleavened Bread, the members of The Restored Church of God are enjoying another string of prophetic failures taught by their Levitical King Golden Calf, proving the words of the Bible mean nothing to them. Scripture identifies who and what David C. Pack is. Yet, they choose to stay seated and put their green envelopes in the passing basket.
April 1 failed. April 5 failed. April 7 failed.
If this were baseball, Dave would be retired to the dugout bench.
But, since this One True Church is continuing the legitimate lineage of Herbert W. Armstrong’s The Worldwide Church of God, Pastor General David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God can take as many swings at the plate as he wants without consequence.
All true prophets have the privilege of enjoying the free All-You-Can-Eat Date-Setting Buffet. The compromised hirelings at Headquarters are happy to bring you another clean plate, Mr. Pack.
More art than science, prophesying can mean inspired preaching, but it can just mean teaching what the Bible appears to say. This, combined with imperceptible biblical fulfillments, are the apostolic flak jacket guarding against logical criticisms and uncomfortable verses. After all, god is running the show, not Dave.
A Pathetic Update last night gave RCG members pointless homework to distract them from the Friday night failure. Notice the lack of admission or responsibility.
Prophecy Update #1 – April 7, 2023
Brethren, here is a list of 10 verses to contemplate that were part of a much longer list of verses for your review. All the ministers here considered these verses in recent weeks. I drafted it March 27 with 40 more not included here, but the list would not gel in a final way that I could be sure of presenting it. It now has. They can only mean one thing. Questions will arise, but you should be able to readily see where this is going. Have fun with them! Think about them. Pray about them. When reading ask, when did world peace come? When were families fixed? When do many saints qualify to flee? When did people produce fruit? How long would God require before 35 billion people could walk in white? And was this even possible before the veil came off?
▪︎Isa. 61:2
▪︎Luke 4:19
▪︎Isa. 34:8
▪︎Hos. 3:3-5
▪︎Isa. 63:4
▪︎Jer. 23:12
▪︎Isa. 21:16
▪︎Jer. 51:46
▪︎Dan. 7:12 (time means year)
▪︎Luke 13:8We are still on track. Despair over nothing! This list does not affect the 7 years and 1,000 years.
David C. Pack
This is a thinly veiled ruse to give the impression of progress. The more David C. Pack defaults, the more clearly other biblical information clicks into focus. Yeah, still on track despite April 1, April 5, and April 7.
Why they cannot spell out the full book names has always been a mystery. How Isa. is better than Isaiah or Hos. is better than Hosea has escaped me for years. If anyone knows, please write me at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. That is a splinter in my mind that never stops itching.
The full enjoyment of The Night To Be Much Observed on Wednesday was tainted for everyone in The Restored Church of God. Though Dave was not physically at everyone’s dinner table, his cheap Untold Cologne was a lingering sign his presence was felt. David C. Pack ensured the night was about him, not the traditional intent.
Hopefully, Dave left room in his belly because he had to eat a lot of his own words, along with the unleavened cheesecake.
Flashback Part 432 – April 1, 2023
@ 12:49 I’m gonna absolutely…just wipe out, just annihilate all idea that what we are waiting for is not one week. Seven days. I’m gonna just destroy it.@ 29:35 And it clicked last night. What an amazing thing that all mankind will awaken into the Night To Be Much Observed.
@ 32:54 So, when does that happen?... It's the first day of Unleavened Bread…So, from sunup to sundown, after a good night's sleep and a wonderful dinner, God talks to the earth all day long through {me}. It’s that simple.
@ 35:46 …we expect Christ sometime before sundown Jerusalem time on Wednesday…He has to come to us before that. He says He does.
Five days later, on April 6, Dave disassociated himself from all of that. He spoke the words, but they lasted less than five days before he denied them.
If you think those quotes prove that David C. Pack was “wrong” on this matter, take another guess. Acute mental illness juiced with demonic influence generates a denial overshield that warps reality while it erases history. Only the most skilled narcissists in the world can wield such power.
As reported here first, “The Greatest Unending Story! (Special Comments)” from April 6, 2023, was relabeled as Part 433 because the Series is not over, and the enablers at Headquarters were forced to admit it.
During those not-so-final and not-so-special comments, David C. Pack reasserted his supremacy for mastering blind arrogance. Kids, do not try this at home.
Part 433 – April 6, 2023
@ 03:40 Now, I figured out last night at a wonderful Night To Be Much Observed in a terrific conversation that, eventually, fell on this subject that I would learn at noon today if I was right (as I suspicioned last night and almost certain I was right) about this morning. And that is if we reached noon today and we were under one week, the one week [Daniel 9:27] is seven years, not seven days. But, in a curious twist (in an extraordinary twist), I will show you why this week is different than anything WE thought, and only with the Last Great Day to start it. So, lemme just say a week of seven days became impossible beyond noon today. I thought that would happen, and I was sitting upstairs telling the men I was working with I believe it will happen, and it did.
Physicians at a mental hospital would have a field day with this logic. The pathological denial is of biblical proportions. How is it possible for a functioning human being outside an institution to think this way? And this guy runs a church, folks.
He was wrong about Jesus Christ establishing the Kingdom to Israel, but the more important aspect was the one week of Daniel 9:27. Nowhere in that statement is the concept of being at fault to be found. David C. Pack can only focus on where he is right and blows past physical reality and recent history.
“…I believe IT will happen, and IT did.”
On the surface, that may fly with the skimmers until you realize that IT was literally NOTHING. Nothing happened. He suspected nothing would happen. And he was proven right when nothing happened.
In Dave’s mind, by nothing occurring, something occurred that reinforced his correctness and validated his superbly-accurate instincts. Stew on that.
What does that say about me or Gary, or Dennis? How about Jessica, Elizabeth, Richard, Adelle, John, and Scott? We all suspicioned NOTHING would happen as Dave said, and IT came to pass. How come a group of disbelieving antichrists "figured out" this before it fell from Dave's mouth? Why are wicked rebels consistently accurate long before The Apostle leading God's True Church?
“…I would learn at noon today if I was right
as I suspicioned last night
and almost certain I was right…”
Who do you know wanders around wondering how right they are? How much time during an average day do you spend pondering how right you are about anything?
This is the mind of David C. Pack. Narcissists are very preoccupied with being right all the time. It is of paramount importance they are perceived as correct and intelligent, and they can become aggressive when that aura is threatened.
This very brief article by Dr. George Simon covers aspects of grandiose narcissists.
Despite facing a catastrophic biblical failure of his own teachings on April 1 and April 5, David C. Pack repeats how right he was about nothing happening. Please explain how that is not an expression of several mental illnesses.
This is where I am going to lose some of you. But if you made it past the origins of Dave’s mental issues, maybe you will let this one squeak by.
To illustrate the sheer ridiculousness of the premise David C. Pack was bragging about, it is time for another ridiculous premise to be woven into his words.
Wayne’s World fans will appreciate this more than others.
Part 433 (Revised) – April 6, 2023
@ 03:40 Now, I figured out last night that monkeys would not fly out of my butt. At a wonderful Night To Be Much Observed, in a terrific conversation that eventually fell on this subject that monkeys would not fly out of my butt and that I would learn at noon today if I was right about monkeys not flying out of my butt (as I suspicioned last night and almost certain I was right) about monkeys not flying out of my butt this morning. And that is, if we reached noon today and we were under one week, it meant monkeys would not fly out of my butt. But, in a curious twist (in an extraordinary twist), I will show you why this week monkeys not flying out of my butt is different than anything WE thought about monkeys flying out of my butt, only with the Last Great Day to start it. So, lemme just say monkeys flying out of my butt became impossible beyond noon today. I thought the absence of monkeys flying out of my butt would happen, and I was sitting upstairs telling the men I was working with I believe the absence of monkeys flying out of my butt will happen, and it did. Monkeys did not fly out of my butt.
The childish, sophomoric humor exposes the farcical nature of what David C. Pack really said. He found a way to be “right” in a situation where he was completely “wrong.” That is insanity and warrants derision.
Yes, I am guilty of making a crass, humorous moment out of something deadly serious. David C. Pack is not one anyone should fear, nor should they fear the false god he serves. The spirit that drives him is the Spirit of Error which explains the years of increasing chaos and confusion.
As a false prophet, David C. Pack earns our complete disdain and disregard. He is a human idol for those inside The Restored Church of God. He is the infallible Vicar of Christ living on the Headquarters Campus. This blaspheming liar will not stop soiling God’s name by fraudulently claiming His authority.
800 hours and 18 minutes across 2700 days have produced Jack Squat.
No matter how absolute and pure the biblically-condemned failure David C. Pack is guilty of, his corrupted mind will always find a way to be right while he is utterly wrong.
David C. Pack WILL be right one day about the Kingdom to Israel…at the exact moment monkeys fly out of my butt.
