Prophetic Waffling
November 28, 2025 | by Marc Cebrian
The brethren in The Restored Church of God were able to enjoy their Thanksgiving turkey with a side of prophetic waffles served up by their human idol, Pastor General David C. Pack.
Ever-splaining with God’s authority, he has officially announced he is unsure about when the biblical Rubik’s Cube will be figured out. It could either be on December 5, 2025, or perhaps February 2, 2026. Hard to know until it happens, folks. He does offer his last best guesstimate.
As is his persistent custom, instead of holding fast to his own teaching, he started waffling in slow motion, serving small fresh-baked doubts about when he will prove his naysayers wrong.
The more Dave dishes out his prophetic waffles, the more the brethren are willing to keep eating them.
Fleeting and sparse are the days when David C. Pack teaches anything with clarity, power, and authority.
Flashback Part 601 – October 11, 2025
@ 1:39:52 The only way I could be dissuaded or the men who work with me intensely about this, of the date I know about, is if God or Gabriel spoke from heaven with an oracle to tell me otherwise.
But that was when Dave had on his big boy pants.
Only one month later, during “The Greatest Untold Story!” Parts 607 and 608 on November 15, 2025, the brethren were subjected to a more timid Pastor General who was determined to undermine his own teaching while he spent more hours continuing to teach it.
If you listened carefully, the stealthy waffling about December 5 (Kislev 16) came early.
Part 607 – November 15, 2025
@ 00:54 Kinda stay prepared. Stay ready for for what could I say? Monumental surprises.
One of the monumental surprises would come after three hours and six minutes of padding.
Part 608 – November 15, 2025
@ 1:24:54 All these verses don't match 1335 exactly. That's a problem. Something to ponder for later. It's close. Of course, we cannot have long.
The certainty of December 5 being the date that cannot tarry was already fading before Dave shuffled to the front table. But like most half-decent magicians, he needed to keep the audience distracted before subtly topping his waffling with deceptive syrup and powdered manipulation.
@ 1:25:08 But a critical point has come clear, and that's a kind of an introduction to it.
@ 1:25:24 So I I'm I I'm I’m preaching sometimes twice. Feel good. Thank you. I know you're praying for me. I been getting tremendous energy. I can't even explain it. It's its own miracle.
David C. Pack declared a miracle, and the brethren witnessed it. This keeps their attention away from his waffling about the current timeline.
@ 1:25:35 But some things have come clear. We're on track. And I I will be bringing you more. More things. You know, the next two Sabbaths, I've got them lined up and and we’ll just we’ll just see how many we go beyond that. Wink and a nod.
The wink and a nod is that he is going to blow up his own picture. Again.
Dave likes to save his vague waffling for the end of a message, after members are exhausted and anxiously checking their watches, wondering when they will be allowed to go home.
No longer pussyfooting around, the next week, David C. Pack wasted no time dissolving the surety of the Kingdom to Israel, arriving on December 5. Exemplifying outgoing love and concern for the curious brethren, it only took him 97 minutes to get to the point they wanted to hear from the time they drove home last week.
By this point, the prophetic waffles were stacked high.
Part 609 – November 22, 2025
@ 1:37:30 The 2,625 days is from a a a day in December or a day in February. I call it, “The Date [chuckles] in Scripture That Comes Twice.” Or “The Same Day That Arrives Two Times.”
Even when Dave formulates labels for a momentary idea, he waffles on that, unable to just pick one.
@ 1:37:54 You wonder, “What do you mean, Mr. Pack?” So, I just wanna say this ballgame, to some degree, is still tied. There’s no clear winner.
Spoken like the apostles of old. How are members not embarrassed when he waffles like this?
This is the Mr. Pack they want:
Flashback Part 602 – October 18, 2025
@ 1:50:30 Only an oracle from God or Gabriel or Christ could change my mind.
This is the Wafflin’ Dave they get:
Part 609 – November 22, 2025
@ 1:42:32 Two dates stare at us. They’ll resolve themself, even if we hafta wait past December 5th. We’ll know. Both cannot be true. One holds no meaning. Either December 5th or February 2nd holds no meaning.
News Flash: Neither Date Holds Any Meaning
When you read this, please hold all laughter until the end. This is a master class in waffling.
@ 1:42:53 Next week, in what I hope is the last sermon in the Series, I’ll give my last best estimate or guesstimate in a Bible study after the final sermon of what I think it may be. But I’m just gonna tell you the the tie will not has not broken yet. I may know in a week. And I’ll review a few things that strengthen December 5th on the last Sap–Sabbath we will come to before it. And then I’ll if if if that doesn’t happen, then I’ll come back with an enormous case for February 2nd. And we’ll have to accept the fact that it’s not a Sabbath. So, I leave you with that thought. We’re very close. You wanna know what I lean toward? Normally, I would give you a leaning. I am so 50/50, I I just you can’t even believe it. It’s hard to believe that we’re gonna enter our rest and it’s not a Sabbath. But the case for February 2nd is unbelievable.
The case for February 2 is as unbelievable as all the other 137 before it. Dave’s prophetic waffling is a tried-and-true pattern you can almost set your watch by.
People joined The Restored Church of God for the biblical precision of doctrine. But they choose to stay for a man's last best guesstimate. It seems their love for the truth has also been waffling.
The brethren would do well to trust in the words of David C. Pack as much as David C. Pack does. He conjured the doctrine, taught it, then waffled on its validity while still teaching it.
David C. Pack’s Pattern of Prophetic Waffling:
Dave preaches Doctrine A for hours. Then, he undermines Doctrine A for hours by stealthily introducing Doctrine B. Doctrine B is then taught for hours, even though Dave is already harboring uncomfortable suspicions and realizes before his head hits the pillow that Doctrine C is actually the truth. Meanwhile, foolish brethren falsely believe Doctrine B until Dave comes back the next week to tear apart Doctrine B with a "better" Doctrine C. More proofs solidifying Doctrine C are on the horizon, and a list of further evidence he does not have time to share is waved in the air. The following week, an out-of-the-blue Doctrine D is "proven to be inarguable," while Dave rips Doctrine C to shreds as being "impossible" in the light of the more-perfect Doctrine D. Doctrine D is immovable until Doctrine A is reestablished as "the hill I die on" with blame placed on mistranslations, forgotten verses, and irrelevant coincidences. Unless Gabriel, God, or Jesus Christ says otherwise, Doctrine A is never going to change, and there is no other date possible. Until Doctrine E falls like an anvil out of the sky and jolts Dave like a bolt of lightning while he sips his morning coffee. All the ministers agree that Doctrine E cannot budge and is as solid as a rock. But nobody considered Doctrine F.
This is the cycle of “The Greatest Untold Story!” at The Restored Church of God and why there are 609 Parts ten years running with no end in sight.
David C. Pack is a blaspheming, hypocritical liar, a false apostle, a false prophet, and a false teacher. A genuine Seventh Messenger chosen by God to end the Mystery of God would be able to do so without continuously waffling on his own ideas.
The Pastor General fulfills the scriptures, but never in ways he thinks.
James 1:8
A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways.
1 Corinthians 14:8
For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?
The continued uncertainty about when Jesus Christ, or the Kingdom to Israel, or the Kingdom of God, or Daniel’s 1335 will arrive “right on track” keeps some weary members stuck in their seats with the foolish wishful thinking, “Surely, this can’t keep going on like this much longer.”
The Greatest Unending Series began on November 14, 2015, when it was called “The Greatest Story Never Told!” Last week, Dave delivered Part 609 on November 22, 2025. Only those clinging to medical-grade denial believe this is almost over, divine occurrence or not.
This will never end because God is not guiding David C. Pack to teach what he does. The Holy Spirit is not inspiring his utterances. What David C. Pack teaches is manmade malarkey fueled by maniacal ego and supremely desperate hubris.
The series has become less about when the Kingdom of God will arrive and more about what Dave “is gonna do” once he is crowned King “Elijah the Prophet” David working one-on-one with the Father while Jesus Christ maneuvers “in the background.”
All the self-righteous sugarplums dancing in Dave’s head are moot until the prophetic show starts. And that exact date is to be determined. Dave may say 50/50, but deep down, he knows it is 0/0.
November 29 is Dave’s last chance to kick the can down to February to buy himself some much-needed Me-Time while clinging to the illusion of knowing anything about anything. Anticipate him proudly announcing he “was right” about February 2. It will surely come. Wait for it.
David C. Pack unsurprisingly served up another heaping pile of prophetic waffling. The only question is: How much longer are the brethren going to keep eating it?
