David C. Pack’s Prophetic Boo-Boo
July 30, 2022 | by Marc Cebrian
The Tammuz Disaster of 2022.
That is what those inside The Restored Church of God will refer to what happened between June 30th and July 28th of this year.
Staff and visitors to Headquarters will now be instructed, “Never mention the word ‘Tammuz’ to Mr. Pack. That gives him a brain boo-boo and his pouty lip will take hours to go away.”
Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results
This quote is often attributed to Albert Einstein, but according to QuoteInvestigator.com it is from an Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlet printed in 1981. It was altered from the original: “Insanity is repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results.”
Unlike all those unconverted, sinning drunkards who are actually trying to make positive changes in their lives, David C. Pack keeps repeating his mistakes while showing no signs of slowing down or attempting a different strategy.
Dave has opted to embrace the start of the month of Av as a range of dates for the “possible” beginning of one of the kingdoms of God. And the 1335 is mixed in there somewhere.
Only faithless stupid-faces would leave RCG now. When things are so close. Now that the Series is over. And the Mystery of God is fully understood.
In Part 384, Dave speculated (no utterance from God, mind you) it “could” happen from between Av 1 to Av 5. If he had left it there, then we could have called this, “David C. Pack’s Extended Weekend Failure.”
But, his self-doubt broke free from the mental shackles and was running rampant.
Part 384 – July 26, 2022
@ 1:17:32 But I would keep watching if we went 15 more days, I’ll tell ya that.
To commemorate that idea, this is now designated as:
David C. Pack’s Continual
Month of Av Failure Extravaganza
In the interest of making the month of Av “simpler, better, and sooner” than the month of Tammuz for Dave, a list of phrases and words he needs to remove from his vocabulary has been produced.
He will be much better off if he can get to Elul 15 without saying any of the following:
• On God’s authority
• Would God
• God was showing me
• God did not want
• Nothing has changed
• Nothing has changed except
• I was right, but
• It finally became clear
• You have the complete picture
• The Bible suggests
• There’s no other way to read it
• I wanna clarify something
• Inarguable
• Impossible
• Impossible to misunderstand
• I thought I understood
• Now I understand
• We didn’t have enough knowledge
• I’m rushing to call it out
• In the days of his voice
• Maybe
• Probably
• Possibly
• Coincidence
• Math
• Metrics
• Proofs
• All the ministers agree
• Present truth
• We can’t go another year
• The Mystery of God is ended
• Daniel is unsealed
• Revelation is unsealed
• The series is over
• Tammuz
• 1335
• We’re right on track
• Easy-peasy
Please note: This is the short version.
We should start an online pool. Which choice above do you think Dave will be able to reach Elul 15 WITHOUT saying?
